Some one-liners that I've come up with (or at least, co-discovered):
- Is the glass half-empty or is it half-full? Well, ask yourself whether it was full earlier or was it empty!
- It is easier being master of ONE than being Jack of ALL.
- They say, there's a thin line between being a fan and being a stalker. I say, it's usually a 10 inch thick concrete wall!
- If the way to a man's heart goes through his stomach, then that 'way' must begin somewhere down there!
- If and when I go up to the Heaven, somebody is going to face a severe ass-kicking.
- Is this the darkest hour before the dawn or the calm before a storm?
- Girlfriends are like credit-cards. It's difficult to get one unless you already have another.
- Time is the worst teacher. It takes the exam first, and then gives the lesson!
- Do we call them that, because they are supposed to get 'crushed'?
- They utterly lose sportsmanship, when they start playing games.
- They say, Everything is fair in love and war. I say, Nothing is fair in love and war!
- Too much curiosity killed the cat. Nevermind. It had nine lives...
- Egality forms significant portion of Legality!
- Why not call it a 'glance', instead of a 'watch'...
- It's fun to pun!
- So you thought getting into IIT was difficult? Well, try getting out of one!
- I think of you as my brother! You know... the 'evil twin' kind!
- If only the stairway to heaven was up for sale!
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